Hehe... Nicole and I exchanged "lame" jokes and she gave me one I haven't heard before: (I only seem to get "lame" jokes.)
There was a man from Spain.
He came to America, but didn't know any English. So he turned on the T.V...
The first thing that he heard, was a McDonald commercial, and he learned I'm lovin it. Next he turned on a silverware commercial, and learned Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives. Then he turned on a candy commercial, and learned Goody goody gumdrops, Goody goody gumdrops. Then he turned on another commercial, and learned Plug it in, plug it in.
He went out into the street, feeling very happy, and met a police man. "Hi", said the man, the police man says, " Do you know anything about the murder that has happened here?", the man says, "I'm lovin it." Then the police man said, " What did you kill him with?" The man says, "forks and knives, forks and knives,". The police man said, "You're going to jail buddy". The man says, "Goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops". The police man said, "Alright, wise man, your going to the electric chair." The man said, "Plug it in plug it in... Goodbye," and walked away.
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Haha! I love "lame" jokes like this! I've actually heard one very similar to this. :)
Yippee. Awesome.
Misunderstandings: happen all the time. :)
WOW! That's lame! Anyway, we want a new post!
Please identify yourself.
It was ME!!!!
(I think...)
Still alive? If so, please post something. If not, please disregard this message.
DEAD BLOG?!??!!?
"Misunderstanding" is a term most often used to cover up a lie.
Did you know that 64.2% of all figures are made up on the spot?
But only 48.1% of statistics are accurate.
...meaning a whopping 30.9% of made-up statisctics are accurate?
Man, that's a low figure. I would say that more like 39.99% of made-up statistics are accurate. Unless they are made-up by me. Then the number is more like 98%.
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