Once upon a time there was a cat named Butter. Butter was a good cat, and always obeyed his master. One day the master told Butter to stay in the house. Butter didn't want to stay in the house because it was such a nice day. Out Butter crept. Suddenly out of no where the giant neighbor dog leapt out of the bushes where it was hiding, and grabbed Butter by the neck! The dog was pleased as it's teeth sank deep into Butter! To Butter's relief he saw the master around the corner. MEROWWWW! he cried! The master glanced over, and saw the horror that was taking place! BAD DOG! He yelled! BAD! Let go of poor Butter, he shrieked, but the dog wouldn't let go!! Fortunately for Butter his owner was a concealed weapons permit holder. Butter's master took out the gun and "BANG!" shot one shot into the ground under the dog! YIPE! The dog wailed as it scampered off. The master patched up poor Butter, and gave him a bath. Unfortunately for Butter, cat skin is much like the a leather coat. In that, once it's washed, it does odd things when it dries. Poor Butter. The End.
(LOL -- And no :-) It's doesn't mean anything.)
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Once upon a time there was a cat named Butter. Butter was a good cat, and always obeyed his master. One day the master told Butter to stay in the house. Butter didn't want to stay in the house because it was such a nice day. Out Butter crept. Suddenly out of no where the giant neighbor dog leapt out of the bushes where it was hiding, and grabbed Butter by the neck!
The dog was pleased as it's teeth sank deep into Butter! To Butter's relief he saw the master around the corner. MEROWWWW! he cried! The master glanced over, and saw the horror that was taking place!
BAD DOG! He yelled! BAD! Let go of poor Butter, he shrieked, but the dog wouldn't let go!! Fortunately for Butter his owner was a concealed weapons permit holder. Butter's master took out the gun and "BANG!" shot one shot into the ground under the dog! YIPE! The dog wailed as it scampered off. The master patched up poor Butter, and gave him a bath. Unfortunately for Butter, cat skin is much like the a leather coat. In that, once it's washed, it does odd things when it dries.
Poor Butter.
The End.
its teeth.. not it's .. eh whatever.
I should have proof read before posting.
LOL -- I was thinking more along the lines of the cat disguising himself so as not to be eaten by dogs, but whatever :-)
WELL YOU DIDN'T WRITE THE STORY DID YOU?
Don't forget to remind me to kill whoever first came up with stretching pet's faces.
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