I've met no one at Elitches at 7:04

Beck, Abb, and I have been to Elitches every day they've been open this season... True, they've only been open two days, but nonetheless, we've been there, come rain or cold. Unfortunately, that's all that has come, but it was fun anyway.

Yesterday, it was just plain cold. We thought that the lines would be really short, being the first day they were open and a cold day, but so did all the other crazy people in Denver. Well, whatever. Crazy, if not fun, is usually memorable. It was really, really depressing, but I enjoyed it and I think my sisters did, too.

Today, it was wet. Elitches decided to turn all of their rides into water rides, so no matter where you were, water would just fall on you.It was quite a bit of fun, though we did comment several times how we missed being there with the Hamvas's.

We saw two unusually weird people today... Well, three. I motioned to Abb when two pairs of lips suddenly came forth from the depths of some hoodies. It looked really funny. Abb looked just in time for the two to really give a disgusting show, so Abb leaned over the rail and did a pretty convincing throwing-up scene.

Later, we saw Muscle Man... He was standing in the rain in a tank-top, trying to look warm. He would occasionally forget he was immune to the weather and would then huddle-up, only to see girls in the vicinity and have to pretend his goose-bumps were a figment of the imagination. I'm surprised his fake sun tan didn't wash off in the rain! It kind of looked like something I would do, but there's no one to show off to at Elitches, so it's just as well :-)

I was afraid that after riding some of the better rides in America, Elitches wouldn't be fun. On the contrary! I was very pleased to find that Elitches was still very fun. The Wet-Winder has a drop that can outdo just about every ride I've been on, the Wetster II is really quite cool, the Mind-Drencher, although short, is really fun, and the Half-Soaked... well, it broke right before we got on.