
Anyway, the traffic was just horrid. Henderson was having a St. Patrick's Day parade, so there were cars EVERYWHERE. I saw a guy in a kilt and decided they really need to ban them... Especially if they're not plaid:

I was thinking about going to AdventureDome today. The five-acre, indoor theme park houses, I believe, the last roller coaster in reasonable driving distance. Plus, $17 for a day pass to a theme park is not bad, in my opinion. Why, Heritage Square costs more than that. Then again, seeing Beth and Joe in a banana boat was priceless. For everything else, there's always MasterCard!
And, when MasterCard fails, you can go to your local power plant and sell the old bus work:

Or, you could hold one of the 16 generator breaks for ransom:

Or a thrust bearing shoe:

Or EVERYTHING!

Forget it! Just steal an entire parking lot!

Or, you could simply tell Ben to stop posting pictures from his phone.
3 comments:
They are wonderful.
Not the best story ever written, but not the worst either. The pictures save it.
Man, you and your pictures! :-)
Phone pictures are better than um... (what ryhmes with phone... AH! if you miss pronounce none!) nōne pictures.
AAA! Except pictures of kilts... on people... if you can call that a people.
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