Saturday, March 14, 2009

Ugh.

I went down to Frys again today. They seem to change their entire stock every few weeks, so it's always interesting to see what they'll have this week. (And, yeah... Only because I'm bored.) It's a huge electronics store that has everything you can think of. From vacuums to resistors to hard drives, they have it all.

Anyway, the traffic was just horrid. Henderson was having a St. Patrick's Day parade, so there were cars EVERYWHERE. I saw a guy in a kilt and decided they really need to ban them... Especially if they're not plaid:
(Sorry about the picture, but I couldn't find an alternative.)

I was thinking about going to AdventureDome today. The five-acre, indoor theme park houses, I believe, the last roller coaster in reasonable driving distance. Plus, $17 for a day pass to a theme park is not bad, in my opinion. Why, Heritage Square costs more than that. Then again, seeing Beth and Joe in a banana boat was priceless. For everything else, there's always MasterCard!

And, when MasterCard fails, you can go to your local power plant and sell the old bus work: (All copper construction. The conductors are made out of 4" square tubing that's 1/4" thick. The cabinets that house the conductors are solid copper. There's probably miles of the stuff.)

Or, you could hold one of the 16 generator breaks for ransom:

Or a thrust bearing shoe:

Or EVERYTHING!
Forget it! Just steal an entire parking lot!
Or, you could simply tell Ben to stop posting pictures from his phone.

3 comments:

Steven said...

They are wonderful.
Not the best story ever written, but not the worst either. The pictures save it.

Ben&Brit said...

Man, you and your pictures! :-)

Jowy H said...

Phone pictures are better than um... (what ryhmes with phone... AH! if you miss pronounce none!) nōne pictures.



AAA! Except pictures of kilts... on people... if you can call that a people.